Tag: driving

  • FUNNY: Flat Line Driving, Art of being a Twat

    FUNNY: Flat Line Driving, Art of being a Twat

    There are many types of bad drivers on Britain’s roads—the lane hogger, the last-minute braker, the BMW driver who believes indicators are optional extras—but none are quite as infuriating as the dreaded Flat Line Driver. You know the one. They’re doing 40mph on a 50mph A-road, creating a queue longer than the Brexit negotiations, but the moment a 30mph village zone arrives? They…

  • Indicate? Pfft, I’m too busy saving the planet

    Indicate? Pfft, I’m too busy saving the planet

    Drivers Who Don’t Indicate Have Higher IQ, Study Suggests In a revelation that’s sure to shock and inspire the motoring world, a groundbreaking new study has found that drivers who don’t use their indicators might actually have higher IQs. Yes, while you’re busy fuming at that Audi cutting across three lanes without so much as…