Tag: elon musk
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FUNNY: Musk Madness Dacia Cars Purchase
Elon Musk Buys Dacia Automotive Brand, Renames It ‘Tescia’ In what experts are calling “either an act of genius or a desperate need for chaos,” Elon Musk has announced his latest acquisition: the Dacia automotive brand. Yes, that Dacia.The one best known for offering cars cheaper than a family night out at Nando’s, and with interiors that haven’t…
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FUNNY: Tesla Drivers, hottest on the planet (Mars soon to be added)
“As a Tesla Driver, I Won’t Judge You for Wanting to Bed Me” It’s not easy being a Tesla driver. The stares, the whispers, the sheer magnetism that follows us wherever we go. Women see the sleek lines of my Model S, hear the gentle hum of my battery-powered dominance, and they just know—they want me. And honestly?…