Tag: ford focus
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FUNNY: Focus Driver Convinced ‘ST’ Means “Superior Testosterone”
Ford Focus Driver Convinced That ‘ST’ Stands for “Superior Testosterone” Local man Kyle Jenkins, 27, from Slough, is “100% certain” that the ‘ST’ badge on the back of his Ford Focus STdoesn’t stand for ‘Sports Technologies’, as Ford officially claims, but rather: “Superior Testosterone.” “Mate, you don’t just drive an ST… you become the ST,” Kyle explained, while vaping violently…
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FUNNY: Man Claims His Car Runs Better After Being Washed with Holy Water
A 49-year-old man from Doncaster has claimed that washing his car with holy water has dramatically improved its performance, spiritual health, and ability to start on cold mornings. Barry “Rev” Henshaw, a part-time delivery driver and full-time conspiracy enthusiast, insists that his 2006 Ford Focus Zetec began “purring like a divine kitten” after he ditched supermarket shampoo in…
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Ford Focus ST Wide Body Show Car
The Ultimate Showstopper: The Wide Bodied Ford Focus ST2 – 2015 The Ford Focus ST has long been revered as a cult classic in the realm of performance cars. But what happens when you take this already iconic vehicle and elevate it to the next level? You get the Stox Autosport development car, a one-of-a-kind…