Tag: ford
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FUNNY: Man Claims His Car Runs Better After Being Washed with Holy Water
A 49-year-old man from Doncaster has claimed that washing his car with holy water has dramatically improved its performance, spiritual health, and ability to start on cold mornings. Barry “Rev” Henshaw, a part-time delivery driver and full-time conspiracy enthusiast, insists that his 2006 Ford Focus Zetec began “purring like a divine kitten” after he ditched supermarket shampoo in…
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FUNNY: Man Modifies Mondeo so kids won’t want picking up from school
Most dads buy sensible, family cars to keep their kids happy. Not Damon Wilkins, 40, from Scunthorpe. His reasoning? Genius! Damon has spent years modifying his Mk4 Ford Mondeo TDCi into something hideously embarrassing so that his children refuse to be picked up from school by him. “If they don’t want to be seen in me Mondy, that’s more time for me to spend…
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Ford F-450 LAPV Armoured Vehicle for sale
For sale on eBay, this 2015 Terradyne Gurkha LAPV (Light Armored Patrol Vehicle) is the ultimate blend of luxury and security, built to withstand the harshest environments while delivering VIP-level comfort. With just 41,000 miles, this matte black armored beast is designed to turn heads and keep you safe with full ballistic protection, military-grade armor plating, and bulletproof glass. Powered by a robust, high-performance engine, it’s engineered…
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Restored and Retro 1600 Ghia mk2 Escort
For sale on eBay, this Mk2 Ford Escort 1600 Ghia is a classic with a twist—restored with serious attention to detail, yet finished in a striking rat-look patina-style paint that gives it a raw, head-turning presence. Beneath the rust-effect exterior, it boasts a solid shell and a host of performance upgrades, including a limited-slip differential (LSD), a performance exhaust with a 4-branch manifold, and a 2-inch…