Tag: funny

  • 6 years of packed lunches for their dream car

    6 years of packed lunches for their dream car

    Local Couple Finally Buy Dream Tesla After Six Years of Wearing Three Jumpers and Eating Egg Mayo in Car Parks By Unusual Cars | Satire A local couple have finally achieved their lifelong dream of owning a Tesla after six years of financial discipline that included packed lunches, wearing extra layers instead of turning the…

  • Man Recreates ‘Pro Street’ American Muscle Car Look Using His VW Passat — Accidentally Discovers Practical Bonus

    Man Recreates ‘Pro Street’ American Muscle Car Look Using His VW Passat — Accidentally Discovers Practical Bonus

    For most people, a VW Passat estate is little more than a sensible car for carrying Labradors, roof bars, and mild disappointment. But for 43-year-old office worker and part-time “visionary” Bob Fletcher, it represented something much bigger: “A chance to finally build the American muscle car of my dreams”. Bob says his obsession with Pro…

  • FINAL MICRA BOSS: The Trend you didn’t know you needed

    FINAL MICRA BOSS: The Trend you didn’t know you needed

    When most people think “Ibiza Final Boss,” they picture a man draped in gold chains, rocking the world’s most intimidating bowl cut, and radiating the confidence of a man who’s never queued for club entry in his life. But one devoted Nissan Micra owner saw something deeper — something transcendent — and decided to immortalize…

  • Council Anger at Nissans New Pothole Avoidance Technology

    Council Anger at Nissans New Pothole Avoidance Technology

    SUNDERLAND, UK — In what experts are calling “a bold leap forward for British motoring and a slap in the face to every local council,” Nissan has unveiled its newest innovation: a self-lifting, road-avoiding car that simply takes to the air when confronted with Britain’s ever-growing epidemic of potholes. The car, a modified blue Nissan Micra,…