Tag: funny
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FUNNY: Cat and Kadjar, a no-go scenario!
Local Cat Refuses to Sit on Renault Kadjar — Sits on Literally Every Other Car “I’ll sunbathe on a Kia Picanto, I’ll nap on a compost bin, but I draw the line at that.” A suburban street in Bromsgrove has been thrown into mild humour as Bertie, the local cat with strong opinions, continues his dramatic and very…
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FUNNY: Focus Driver Convinced ‘ST’ Means “Superior Testosterone”
Ford Focus Driver Convinced That ‘ST’ Stands for “Superior Testosterone” Local man Kyle Jenkins, 27, from Slough, is “100% certain” that the ‘ST’ badge on the back of his Ford Focus STdoesn’t stand for ‘Sports Technologies’, as Ford officially claims, but rather: “Superior Testosterone.” “Mate, you don’t just drive an ST… you become the ST,” Kyle explained, while vaping violently…
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FUNNY: Man now feels more manly in his EV
Man Installs Fake Engine Noise in EV to Feel More Manly “It sounds like a V8… on the inside. On the outside, it’s still whispering scarily.” Gavin Myers, 39, from Basingstoke, has confessed to installing a fake engine noise system inside his silent electric car, saying the eerie quiet of his EV was beginning to erode his…
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FUNNY: Science Proves Turning Up the Radio Fixes Your Car
Science (Sort Of) Proves: Turning Up the Radio Fixes Your Car A new study conducted by a questionable research consortium — led by Halfords, a university no one’s heard of, and Keith, the bloke down the road with a socket set and a vape — has revealed something many drivers have long suspected: Turning up the radio actually makes…