The New Side Hustle That Lets You Rent Out Your Car!
There’s a new craze sweeping the nation, and it’s even lazier than renting out your spare room—it’s CarBnB.
Yes, you read that right. People are now renting out their cars as overnight accommodation, because apparently, we’ve run out of houses, tents, and common sense.
Why splash out on a cosy B&B or a charming AirBnB when you could spend the night in a 2009 Ford Fiesta? Just crack a window and hope for the best.
A Side Hustle Like No Other
It’s the perfect side hustle for anyone who:
🚗 Has a car that hasn’t moved since their last MOT
🚗 Wants to feel like they’re contributing to the sharing economy without actually putting in any effort
🚗 Loves the smell of old upholstery and the thrill of sleeping next to a half-empty Lucozade bottle
CarBnB allows you to list your vehicle as a place to sleep, with the idea being that some poor soul will pay you for the privilege of curling up on a back seat that probably hasn’t been hoovered since 2007.
And the best part? If you’re feeling particularly fancy, you can position your car at a beauty spot, offering 5-star views with 1-star amenities.
Premium CarBnBers: Taking It to the Next Level
Some premium CarBnB hosts have taken the idea one step further by:
– Driving to picturesque locations like National Trust car parks, scenic overlooks, and the lay-by just outside Stonehenge.
– Listing their cars as “mobile luxury accommodations”, even though it’s literally a Citroen C3 with broken air conditioning.
– Completely ignoring the fact that they’ll probably get moved on by local police for illegally camping in public areas.
It’s all about location, location, location—and the ability to ignore glares from dog walkers who are convinced you’re up to no good.
Potential Pitfalls (That Hosts Refuse to Acknowledge)
While CarBnB sounds like a great way to earn some passive income, there are a few small issues:
- You Still Need Your Car – Unless you own a spare Nissan Micra or are willing to cycle to work, renting out your car might be logistically stupid.
- You Might Attract Doggers – Let’s face it, if you’re parked up in a remote beauty spot at night with people sleeping in the back, you’re going to draw some curious glances from those hoping for a very different kind of evening activity.
- It’s Incredibly Uncomfortable – There’s a reason cars aren’t advertised as “perfect for sleeping”. It’s because they’re not.
- National Trust Won’t Be Happy – You might think you’ve found the perfect place with a gorgeous view of rolling hills, but National Trust Rangers are less likely to agree and more likely to issue a parking fine.
- Your Car Will Smell Like Strangers – And not in a good way. More like “I just slept in my clothes and drooled on the headrest” kind of way.
Customer Reviews: Not Exactly Glowing
Not everyone is convinced that CarBnB is the future of budget accomodation. We found a few customer reviews:
“I thought I was booking a cabin with a lake view. Turns out it was a Ford Mondeo parked next to a puddle. 2/5 stars.” – Bethany, 27
“Host forgot to leave the keys, so I spent the night outside. It rained. 1 star.” – Paul, 35
“Woke up to find a bloke in the car next to me watching adult films on his phone. Not the view I was hoping for. 0 stars.” – Carly, 22
“Great views, but I was woken up at 3 AM by the police who thought I was doing drugs. 3 stars for the experience.” – Tom, 30
A Word from the Founders of CarBnB
We reached out to the visionaries behind CarBnB, who enthusiastically told us:
“It’s all about disrupting the travel industry. Why waste money on a hotel when you can sleep in a Ford Focus for half the price? We’re pioneers, really.”
When asked if they were worried about the legal implications of camping on public land, they simply replied:
“We prefer to call it ‘guerrilla lodging.’ It’s a lifestyle choice.”
They then asked us if we were interested in booking a night in a 2006 Vauxhall Zafira with a view of an industrial estate.
We declined.
Final Thoughts: Is CarBnB the Future?
Let’s be honest—CarBnB is not the future.
It’s a ridiculous idea, it’s uncomfortable, and it’s one police visit away from a criminal record.
But if you:
✔ Need a place to crash after a night out
✔ Want to save money at the expense of your dignity
✔ Have a weird fascination with sleeping upright
Then maybe, just maybe, CarBnB is for you.
Just remember: Bring your own blanket, don’t make eye contact with doggers, and definitely don’t book the Corsa with the broken passenger door.
FINAL NOTE – If you type carbnb.com into your search engine, it redirects to AIRBNB, honest!