Tag: tesla
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6 years of packed lunches for their dream car
Local Couple Finally Buy Dream Tesla After Six Years of Wearing Three Jumpers and Eating Egg Mayo in Car Parks By Unusual Cars | Satire A local couple have finally achieved their lifelong dream of owning a Tesla after six years of financial discipline that included packed lunches, wearing extra layers instead of turning the…
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FUNNY: Math proves Months wasted at fuel station claims Smug EVer
An electric vehicle owner has shocked absolutely no one by revealing a groundbreaking calculation that proves ICE (internal combustion engine) drivers waste entire months of their lives standing next to petrol pumps. Writing in what can only be described as the smuggest blog post ever written, self-proclaimed EV evangelist Simon Whitwhere claims his “brilliant, inarguable…
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FUNNY: Tesla Drivers, hottest on the planet (Mars soon to be added)
“As a Tesla Driver, I Won’t Judge You for Wanting to Bed Me” It’s not easy being a Tesla driver. The stares, the whispers, the sheer magnetism that follows us wherever we go. Women see the sleek lines of my Model S, hear the gentle hum of my battery-powered dominance, and they just know—they want me. And honestly?…